Greetings, readers, and welcome to a new experiment here at GameCyte. There may be one or zero of you out there who wondered, last week, why we didn’t post our weekly video feature, GameSpyte. Well, you see, since the accident, we’re still exploring our options after a judge declared it would be a crime against [...]
Continue reading...Friday, May 23, 2008
This week on GameSpyte, Jesse explores Bill Gate’s philanthropic side, harmful chemicals in game consoles, Microsoft’s attentive customer service and Uwe Boll’s latest theatrical disaster, Postal.
Continue reading...Tuesday, May 13, 2008
New York Magazine has a delightful interview with a most delightful creature: Uwe Boll. Doesn’t his name just sound like some insect you might find in the Underdark? The dungeon master leans close to you, and with his rancid cheeto breath clogging your olfactory organs, he intones, “You have encountered a vile Uwe Boll, its [...]
Continue reading...Friday, May 9, 2008
This week, Jesse rants about Nintendo’s involvement with National Physical Fitness and Sports Month, Iron Man’s opening weekend clash with GTA IV, Stride Gum’s petition to stop Uwe Boll and everyone’s favorite CNN commentator, Glen Beck.
Continue reading...Wednesday, May 7, 2008
I hate to admit, I’m torn on this one, folks. On the one hand, I have this bizarre attraction to Uwe Boll movies. On the other, I believe that everything Uwe Boll produces is an affront to all of humanity. As long as Boll is producing and directing movies, all of culture throughout history, reaching [...]
Continue reading...Monday, April 21, 2008
With an install base of 10 million, it’s almost inevitable that a World of Warcraft movie will be created. In fact, fanboys of the game frequently make silly statements on forums to the effect of, “I would pay $<insert absurd amount of money here> to see a World of Warcraft movie. Imagine how much money [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, March 6, 2008
Uwe Boll is an angry man. He’s a violently angry man who challenges critics to boxing matches. He firmly believes his video game movies can beat out Steve Spielberg. He has produced such reprehensible dreck as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and BloodRayne. And let me tell you something: Uwe Boll is [...]
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Friday, June 6, 2008
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